An Emergency Number

|Two bloated guys together.|

This story was quite some time ago but only recently rewritten.

The People Up There announced that everyone must write down their emergency pirate number on the list so that the People Up There knows which maggot sunk or survived in case of emergency, i.e. the ship sunk or begulfed by fire.

Upon hearing that announcement, the Phantom bloated and refused to write it down on the list. Next to the Phantom was An Wah and he asked the Phantom, "Why don't ye put ye number down?"

"NO, me no write, me no want anyone to bother me. This paper everyone can see me number and they may play me!" the Phantom blurted out in anger.

"Who's gonna play ye number? This is just for emergency use!" An Wah explained.

"Yea, but the list is here, everyone can see it!" the Phantom said.

"It's called the "emergency list", that's why everyone can see it." An Wah further explained.

"Unless someone gonna in-charge of it and take care of it, me ain't gonna write down." the Phantom still throwing tantrum like a child.

"What if me number got to the wrong hand and everyone called me?" the Phantom continued on his insanity.

"Lookie, even if someone gonna in-charge, the piece of junk paper gonna lie on the table cos' it's emergency list," An Wah said logically. "And ye not a celebrity."

"Nope, at least that person-in-charge can take the blame if me number is used wrongly," the Phantom putting up a dark face.





|His number is so important that someone going to "steal" the number from the emergency list and prank on him! Or, he thought he is the celebrity and everyone is eyeing his number.|