|The birds were chirping, now no longer.|
It's been a customary routine for the ship members to do stretching in the morning. This was the ordered from the People Up There.
Then, the People Up There later decided to drill the members with the Pirates' Code of Conduct which consists of 999 pages. It used to be like each morning then followed with a stretching then a recital of the pirates' code.
Now, the rules seems tighter, the People Up There not only recites the pirates' code but decide to torture each and every members with "moral" stories of the People Up There. All of these: stretching, recital and moral stories now takes about at least 45 minutes each day!
"Psst, when is he going to finish?" a poor pirate asked the Captain.
"Well, only the Black Beard knows." the Captain said.
|45 minutes of standing on the deck each day is enough to awaken a dead zombie.|
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