Wednesday, October 19, 2011

The jealousy and envious of a ghost

|Captain was at another table when...|

The Phantom approached Bee M' High and asked about a key pass to access a database vault in the modern office.

Phantom: Bee, me heard ye got access to the vault?

Bee: Right, me did. (Ignoring him and tried to be busy.)

Phantom: Ye got a key pass of ye own? Can me have ye key pass?

Bee: Nope, got it from a friend called ITman. (Trying hard to ignore him after that.)

Phantom felt frustrated and went back to his cubicle.

Then soon... the sounds of keyboard clicking can be heard furiously.

ITman received an e-mail.

"ITman, why did ye keep the key pass to yerself? Why don't ye share out the key pass to us?"

"Ye stingy-no nose rat!" (Captain added this himself. No, this sentence was not in the original e-mail. No pun intended.)





|The Phantom's wraith must be heeded. Thou shalt not be forgiven! Gosh, it's just a key pass!|

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