5000 ships for free in honor of Blackbeard

|Captain's unbelievable.|

5000 MacBooks for free in honor of SJ. Sounds tempting? Or, maybe for someone who's too naive?

Bloody, hell, the 'scammer' must have dropped out of school at a very early age, did he thinks that 5000 Apples are small amount? Well, if considering edible apples then 5000 apples for grab is doable but f#$%, 5000 MacBooks! Ye 'scammer' rotten-scurvy cow-skinned dogfish, and be scorch in hell for eternity!

Sighs...

Yet, someone in the Captain's network believed the story is true! That guy sent a message through a messenger and asked if Captain received a MacBook or not?

The Captain was surfing on a modern sea when suddenly a message popped. Below was the conversation, and Captain just simply called him as person A.

A: Hey, ye heard about the death of SJ?

Captain: Er... yea, long time story, why? (Duh! It's on the news everywhere! Quite some time too!)

A: Apple is giving 5000 MacBooks today in honor of SJ.

<A long pause.>

Captain: Eh... and? (So? Come on, don't leave me hanging...)

A: Me just signed up here: <a URL was given here with attachment of the Captain's name> and there are only 945 remaining?

<Did person A that naive? The link has Captain's name in it and he's getting a MacBook for free! Ye knavish, fat-legged pig-head! Boy, the Captain didn't know he have a lot of MacBooks! Must be the treasure from long time ago...>

Captain: So?

A: Why don't ye go get one free?

Captain: Did ye get one free? (Captain splashed himself with Rum, what an idiot.)

A: No. Let me know when ye got one free.





|Big-mouth scoundrel! Where's my Apple? Come, come... Apple come to papa... (An edible apple was thrown at the Captain's forehead.) Ouch!|