Phantom at the Lunch

|Captain 'lunch-ing' in the modern day.|

The clock stroked 12.20p.m., the Captain peeped at the wall clock.

"Aye, fine time, me go lunch now!" the Captain happily lurched to the modern office and meet his friends, Bee M' High and Two-Legged Jay.

They all decided for a nearby food stalls and Bee M' High offered his friends a ride. While they were walking to the modern 'ship', Bee M' High asked, "Mateys, ye hear a sound?"

Captain and Jay looked at each other and laughed.

"Mate, ye be drinking in the morning again?" Jay asked.

"Hell, no, do ye know me heard something following." Bee M' High said.

"Bloody hell, it's only three of us!" Captain replied.

"Ye wanna take a look behind you!" Bee M' High insisted.

All three of them turned slowly. A blue phantom with pear shaped body emerged behind them. A little scary but being pirates, this is slightly normal for them. Ignoring the phantom, they kept on. At the modern 'ship', Bee M' High looked at the rear mirror and the phantom was still there!

At the modern food stalls,

The phantom still lurked around and was hovering close to Bee M' High. Freaky. Trying to ignore the phantom, Bee M' High struck a conversation.

"Ye know, me great grandfather pillaged me a fortune of gold last time, me now have two gold tooth, three talking parrots and four gold earrings." Bee M' High said.

"Lucky you, mate. All me have are two boots, one talking parrot and one silver gun. Me gotta pillage all this meself!" Jay replied humbly.

They all chatted and spent the rest of the break trying hard to ignore the phantom. When they all returned to their office, Bee M' High and Two-Legged Jay saw someone left a message in their text messaging parrot. The text eerily read:

"All of ye are lucky, me the poorest, me got nine gold guns, ten talking parrots, ten silver eye patches, a galleon and ten maids! All pillaged by meself!" - The phantom.

Text end.





|The phantom can type after all! But was the phantom at poverty or abundance?|