|Captain at a modern speech.|
Captain was at his usual morning routine and he was suddenly forced to hear a speech given by a modern employee. Feeling grog in the morning, he strutted along.
As soon as he entered the room, a medium-sized man already stood at the very pinnacle center of the room preparing his speech. The man looked at the crowd and gave a grin. The Captain ignored all of this and took a seat.
"Ladiessss... ... ... and Gentlemennnn... ... ..." the man started with a microphone stuck to his lip. Captain yawned at the first word.
"And SO... ... ...." the man shrieked with the emphasis on the first or second word. The Captain startled and his eyes opened up.
"SOooo... now you see... and that's why.... so.... and so... SO.... and so..." the man continued.
"SO ladies and gentlemen, so we now have four... ... ...so it would be seems unethical.... ...."
"So we can take this... .... .... So we don't need this... ... .... SO..." the man kept on.
Captain's eyes rolled.
"So... ... ..."
"So... ... ... and so.... ...."
As the Captain's eyes almost shut off, a pirate besides nudged him. "Psst, matey, wanna bet how many 'so' at the end of the show?" Being a pirate, this is very tempting to the Captain.
"Me says 50 'so's for 10 pieces of eight." the Captain feeling refreshed and smacked the pieces of eight on the mate's hand. "Plank me if he did less that that!"
|At the end of the show, the Captain lost; for not overestimated but underestimated. It was a breakthrough with 68 'so's in the speech, the Captain decided to award this legendary man with a title: "So Sifu". No one can break his record. Maybe, the Guinness Book of Records?"|
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