Scumbag' Boss

|Not all bosses are evil, but most are nonsense.|

The Captain was scrubbing the deck when suddenly the Boss called him.

"Come, come, me got something to tell!" the Boss said.

"Well, dead men tell no tales!" the Captain whispered to himself.

Thought it would be something about the deck not clean, or the paper work not properly done. He seems very serious.

"Ye know, ye have to improve yer punctuality!" the Boss explained.

"Huh?" the Captain puzzled.

"The People Up There saw ye comin' to the deck late." the Boss further explained. "Well, two days they saw ye 7 to 8 minutes late!"

"They ought to giv' ye warning letter, ye know, but I saved yer ass so next time please come early!" the Boss calmly explained. "Me know ye have a clean record all through the years."

The Captain's blood shot up and told the Boss that the two days were not intentional as some drunkard hit each other and blocked the way for a long time!

"Yes, me know but just come early, say 20 minutes early?" the Boss asked.

"Do I look-like or walk-like a zombie?" the Captain asked.

"Noo..." the Boss replied.





|So the Boss knew the Captain was not intentionally late, and the Boss never explain to the People Up There about the Captain's 7-8 minutes lateness even though the record was clean for years.|