|A sunny morning on the deck|
Suddenly, the Phantom appeared on the deck and on his left hand was a loud speaker,
"Ahoy, mateys, me found a new article, it says always look into the black box before using anything, for example, READ THE MANUAL, look at our steering wheel on the ship, anyone could just steer it but...," Phantom ended the speech after two hours later. In between the speech, a new crew called Kalibrator, was mentioned a few times where Phantom said Kalibrator technique of steering the wheel was wrong.
The crowd was puzzled and confused. The speech had no conclusion and no connection. The crowd stared at each other for awhile and then continued their daily works on the ship.
The Captain turned his head towards a new friend, Kalibrator and then asked, "Mate, what the hell did the buffoon just said?
"Well, me thinks he just wanted to show off to the Top Management, shouting all the way to top like a bitch," Kalibrator explained and they laughed, not knowing Phantom was just behind Kalibrator.
Phantom with his dark oily face interrupted us and said, "It is important to read about the black box before using anything!". Then, the Phantom roamed away.
The Captain and the Kalibrator stunned and looked at each other. Then, they burst into laughter.
|Yes, Phantom found a new philosophy that day, "Read your manual before using your equipment!"|
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