|The last supper with the People-Up-There.|
Whenever a pirate decided to walk the plank, the pirate is entitled to have a last supper with the People-Up-There so they can understand why this pirate would be fool enough to walk the plank?
When Skele O' Thingy did that, he was entitled to a last supper. The following is the conversation:
People Up There: Argg, Skele, tell us why ye' leavin' the ship? Ye been goodie good shoes to us fer 7 years!
Skele: Well, straight to the point, me got no enough golds and pennies.
People Up There: But, but... We give ye many bonuses and benefits. See, we got steam rooms in the deck, skimpy women dancing on the pole, drunken bar every Friday, prosthetic legs for FREE and a good rest if ye got scurvy. Not satisfied?
Skele: Aye, so what? Me only get bonuses once in awhile. Benefits? Me legs and arms still good. (Sheepishly and softly) Well, a good many rests at cabin were good, though. Me wages still not good. Look, me friends at the other ship earn more than me here.
People Up There: Grr, leech-worm snake pig, greedy as ye are. Okay, how about me give ye many, many golds but no bonuses, what say ye?
Skele: (Sweats).
|Many, many golds for your wages.... BUT NO BONUSES! But how much will you increase? 5%, 10%, or 50%?|
Wui why no more updates?
ReplyDeleteAye, no reply says you? The pirate is fighting for his day to see day light. Dark he has been in for a long time. Me long for a shiny day. Too dark.
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