A day life of a 'dead' pirate

|What happens when you're the employee? Especially at a long time...|

7.25 a.m. Wakes up, drag the cold feet to the toilet, brush teeth.

7.30 a.m. A hot cup of coffee.

7.35 a.m. Change to an ugly, rotten pirate suit. Yawn! And drag his rotten feet to his car.

7.45 a.m. Car starts to rumble, groan and grumble.

7.50 a.m. Reach the office with the eyes half-open. The dark eye bags linger at the cheeks.

8.00 a.m. Check for attendance and head straight to the routine morning exercise. Hands swing in half dead mood (imagine the music Thriller from MJ) and legs kick like the cows in the barn.

8.15 a.m. Still dragging the half-sleeping legs to the morning assembly. Listens to something recited like birds having sore throat.

8.30 a.m. Back at the cubicle, typing slowly. Turns on the web browser and looks for something energetic to kick-start the day. "Phewitt, a colleague sends a hot picture of a ... laundry man." Sad.

9.30 a.m. The office rings, it's time to for breakfast. Some energy converted from seeing some hot emails, the brain sends signals to the muscles at the leg, command it to walk faster to the canteen.

10.30 a.m. Looks at the canteen food: scurvy worms and some rotten potatoes. Lost appetite and lost weight from being skinny to being skeleton.

11.00 p.m. Continue to look at the radioactive screen to complete day job. Some zombies drag by and say "Hieee...." and move away. Looks up and tries to remember who it was.

12.15 p.m. The building bell rings indicates that it's time for ... lunch. Drag the feet and lurch forward.

12.30 p.m. Arrived at the usual restaurant. Grumpy waitress and waiter cater to the customers rudely. Raised the hand to get their attention but in return they yell rudely, "What ye want? Order or be gone!"

1.00 p.m. Back to cubicle.

2.00 p.m. At cubicle.

3.00 p.m. Hair starts to fall and eyes out of focus.

4.00 p.m. Hands shaking and ligaments swell. Hearing impairment.

5.00 p.m. Mouth saliva dripping.

5.15 p.m. Sudden energy starts to focus. Eyes suddenly re-focus and clear.

5.20 p.m. Legs synapses start to fire up. Ears hearing things clearly.

5.25 p.m. High energy take place and combustion in progress.

5.30 p.m. Building bell rings and the legs jump straight out of the office. Step on the vehicle gas pedal and flee away.





|Next day, please repeat the earliest time in the list.|