|How cool would it be if your boss is funky?|
What if, one day your boss is like this?
7.55 a.m. Clocks in and shouts at the office door "Heyo, how's is everyone today?"
7.56 a.m. Greets his next cubicle employee "Yo, matey, how's life today?" and gives him a high five!
7.58 a.m. Gives a call to his supplier and says "WhatSAPPPPP?"
8.00 a.m. Goes to the exercise routine and dance in the 80s' mode. (Maybe, MJ's moonwalk?)
8.15 a.m. Says "WhaSAPPPP?" loudly again in the morning assembly.
8.30 a.m. "Dude, want to go for a dump?" looks at his next cubicle employee and goes to the loo.
8.45 a.m. "Gosh, it's bloody boring here, dude, let's go for smoke..." takes out a cigarette from his pocket and smoke at the corridor.
8.50 a.m. Puff some smoke towards some pretty, cute employees choking them intentionally. "Babe, want to join me team?"
9.00 a.m. Arm wrestling with his technicians, "Dude, you're so weak on your arms, go train up after work today!" Funky boss won.
9.30 a.m. BREAKFAST TIME! Shouts loudly.
10.30 a.m. Returns with full stomach and "BURRRPPPPPP!" loudly. "Esscccussse me..." Giggles.
11.00 a.m. Time to start work! "Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mo*#$%f@#$%^&!"
12.15 p.m. "Okay, me stomach growling!" Stretches his arm and off to lunch.
1.30 p.m. "Gee, those cheeze makes me sleepy! YAWN, BURRRRRPPPPP!" Another full stomach.
2.30 p.m. Mood swings to grouchy and barks at anyone who disturbs his day dream. "GARG, why bothers me with this nonsense meeting?"
3.30 p.m. "COFFEE time, who's up for Starbuck? My treat today!" The team cheers!
4.30 p.m. Okay, time to work again!
5.00 p.m. Okay, work stress, time to social! "Come here, ye little worm, ... how's ye mum?"
5.15 p.m. "Oi, it's time of the day again!"
5.30 p.m. "Wow, time to fly again!" and "See you guys tomorrow! Let's 'gambatte' again tomorrow!!"
|High-performing spiritual team leader at work. No?|
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