|Phantom and his Philosophy|
< Captain plays the theme from Harry Potter movie... >
The story of this started over a... lunch, again, when Bee M High invited a special guest, An Wah, d' No Care Pirate (Nay, he's not a Chinese!). Both Bee and An Wah was walking to the car park when suddenly, they felt a breeze. Bee looked behind and started. Phantom was hovering towards them.
"Gasp, not again?" Bee whispered and slapped himself hard trying not to believe what he saw.
Bee quickly warned An Wah of the ghost presence. An Wah slowly looked behind and his face turned pale.
Ignoring the Phantom, both of them walked quickly.
When both of them reached Bee's car, Bee started his engine and adjusted his rear mirror. What was in the mirror?
F!@$, IT WAS PHANTOM!
"Ye blasted barnacle snake-head pig!" Bee cursed silently.
Solemnly, Bee and An Wah went to a nearby Malay cuisine food stall.
At the food stall, the Phantom wobbled happily and sat next to Bee. When the waiter arrived to take orders, Phantom asked the waiter.
"Excuse me, is this food sweet? Bee asked while pointing to a picture in the menu.
"No, Sire, the food is not sweet." the Waiter answered diligently.
Bee and An Wah gave their orders, still ignoring the Phantom.
When the food arrived, Phantom spooned the food and chewed it. Not long, he spewed it out. His face turned red-hot and steam could be seen splashing out from his ears.
"WAITER!" He ordered angrily.
"Yes... S-Sire, h-how may I help you?" the Waiter was panicking.
"What is this? Why is this so SPICY?" Phantom roared.
Out of courtesy, Bee explained to the Phantom that if he doesn't want spiciness in his food, he should ask something about spicy and not about sweetness. Phantom roared and said "NO, sweet and spicy comes together!"
Sweet = spicy!?
Bee and An Wah exchanged eyes in bewilderment.
|Captain agreed with Bee's further comment: "What about sweet and sour dishes then?"|
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