Jumping and getting more booties

|Captain at another evaluation of his work.|

Captain was sweeping the floor when the Boss called him.

"Captain, it's time for evaluation again." the Boss explained to him.

"Aye, me ready." Captain said.

Captain's work was nonetheless complimented, again. Captain put his left arm on the table and support his cheek while listening to the Boss's "script". It was merely the same script he heard when it was the time of evaluation.

"The doors are well clean, the windows are beautiful and the floors are shiny..." the Boss kept on complimenting. Until the sentence finished, "Any complains or comments, Captain?"

"Aye, me demands more booties, golds and treasures." Captain's eye glittered.

The Boss crunched his forehead and gave a weak smile. "Sorry, Captain, all the golds are locked by the people up there. I have no access to the upper part up there. But, don't despair, for I, will try my 'best-est' to give the best." The Boss smiled again.

"Don't worry, for you are not the only person complaining on this matter." the Boss reassured. "I know your friend jumped ship and earns better, that's no denying. And I can't deny, for this ship does not provide much booties."

Captain's right eyebrow twitched.

"But please consider the benefits from this ship." the Boss continued. "People jump and earn more, jump and earn more, jump and earn extra more but please consider the benefits."





|Jump and earn more, lovely. I think there's a paradox somewhere in the sentence but jumping and earning is more tempting than the benefits, isn't it?|