The first man in a Phantom's brain

|The Captain was replying his emails.|

A senior colleague of the Captain, Skele O' Thingy came back from the seven seas and distributed some rums to everyone in the office. The Phantom was included.

It was quite early of the day and seeing the rums on the table was a sign of Skele's return. However, out of curiosity, the Phantom quietly e-mailed to Two-Legged Jay who worked in the other department.

"G'day, mate, did ye brought me some rums?" Phantom wrote. "Taste good, mate! Love it!"

Jay whom just came into the office was confused and then replied. "Mate, ye got it wrong, Me no send rums to ye."

Jay returned to his work but not long, another replied came and it reads:

"Thanks. Sincerely from the Phantom."

It was a total exasperation for Jay who clearly did not send the rums. Jay replied, "Thanks for what? Ye rums, not from me, understand?"

"Thanks for the info, any idea where it came?" the Phantom finally asked.





|Well, if ye noticed, Skele O' Thingy was mentioned only twice in the story. The Phantom decided to haunt Two-Legged Jay for unknown reasons.|