|Captain at the modern sea.|
One day, Captain was on a ship but the Boss still in-charged. The Boss gathered everyone on the deck and started to brief everyone.
"Okay, everyone listen, I want your full attention! I know that sea is rough and being a sailor is tough. Therefore, I want everyone to follow this: when I say 'Zero accidents', everyone please shout out loud three times, is that clear?" the Boss instructed.
The crew stirred in mild commotion but obeyed to him.
"Zero accidents!" the Boss yelled out loud.
Everyone stared at him with a queer eye.
"Go on, your turn, shout it out loud!" the Boss said to the crew.
"Zero accidends!"
"Sero acidents!"
"Jero accitents!..." Everyone shouted, exactly three times.
"Excellent, now I want all of you to place your left hand on your waist and put your right hand out, pointing to an empty space while repeating 'Zero accidents', understood?" The Boss satisfied.
In the crowd:
"Psst, mate, I think this is getting sissy-ier and gay-er as time goes by..." a pirate mate said to the Captain.
|Note: The spelling errors when everyone shouted was intentional to demonstrate that the scenario happened in a piratey life attached to a modern day. By the way, what is all the shouting for? Accidents can't be avoided when you shout unless you practice safely in reality.|
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