|Captain eavesdropping at the office.|
The phantom was at the water dispenser, chatting with Bee M' High and this was what Captain heard:
"Ye know, lad, I luv' cycling!" Phantom said proudly.
"Uh-huh." Bee replied casually.
"Me has a tricycle that can travel far away and helps me loose weight." Phantom said coolly.
"Uh-hmm." Bee drank a cup of water from the dispenser.
"Do ye know that tricycle is like walking?" Phantom said. "Those little gears have no effect on the magnitude of output."
Bee's eyebrow raised and so did Captain.
"Input to the gear is equivalent to the output which means if we've cycled 100km, we've walked the earth, 100km! Hoorah!" Phantom claimed.
Bee's choked and spat at Captain.
"Look at me muscular legs!" Phantom showed his boo-tiful legs to Bee.
|Some have commented that Phantom should be named 'No-Legged Fool', 'Elephantine Foot' and many more. The author thought that this is funny and so in future, thou shall known him as Pear-Shaped Phantom @ No-Legged Elephantine Fool.|
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